beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 


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ellendegeneres:

Ellen’s testing out her new Google Glass(es) that she got on Craigslist. It’s hard to tell, but she may have gotten ripped off.


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codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi)


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You’re watching Disney channel.

(Source: keep-4ever)


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jesuschristvevo:

i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore


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earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

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(Source: imherefooryoouu)


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