unexplained-events:

What if stamps moaned everytime we licked them…


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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014


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dadnotdaddy:

*over a grocery store PA*
will the owner of the jet black maserati please fuck me


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pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

(Source: pemsylvania)


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HOW TO COOK THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF PASTA:

sarcastic-sanity:

1. Pour out how much you think you need.

2. Wrong.


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evolutional:

why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day 

(Source: evolutional)


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(Source: frankoceanvevo)


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